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Ohio Native and resident porn slut, Kara Bare, didn't learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths with The Minion. In our previous encounter we made a mess of my backyard while my cock was renting out her tight pussy. We had food at that time but now my nose was hungry and only the white stuff would do. If you want to see the downward spiral of a porn chick then watch her as she sucks on my donkey dick as my nose gets the powdery good stuff that only comes via South America. Like a good slut she got on her knees and welcomed every drop of ball snot that my cock was able to vomit out.She's now a bigshot porn slut but she'll never forget the day she came back and had my balls cover her entire face while my cock's tip slammed her tonsils.
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                "description": "There must have been a strain of E.coli that affected every burrito and taco truck in my area. Kat came to play with The Sleazy One but her insane antics nearly made me call the Loony Bin. Kat wanted to be a big star but her fingering my belly button wasn't winning points with me. I had the little Latina suck my kosher wang right before riding every inch of my pork. I fucked every inch of that pink taco despite my face being completely covered with whipped cream. That border hopper had good aim which must be from all those years of swinging at pinatas. Nevertheless, I kept fucking her panocha until my nut sauce covered her face. Much like Taco Bell, she ran for the border after I was done with her.",
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There must have been a strain of E.coli that affected every burrito and taco truck in my area. Kat came to play with The Sleazy One but her insane antics nearly made me call the Loony Bin. Kat wanted to be a big star but her fingering my belly button wasn't winning points with me. I had the little Latina suck my kosher wang right before riding every inch of my pork. I fucked every inch of that pink taco despite my face being completely covered with whipped cream. That border hopper had good aim which must be from all those years of swinging at pinatas. Nevertheless, I kept fucking her panocha until my nut sauce covered her face. Much like Taco Bell, she ran for the border after I was done with her.
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                "description": "She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard cock in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little girl and gave the the honor of sucking my cock right before she could ride my cock. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her pussy was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her tits. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.",
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She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard cock in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little girl and gave the the honor of sucking my cock right before she could ride my cock. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her pussy was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her tits. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.
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                "description": "I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days.\\Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah.\\\"\" I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my dick. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.",
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I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days.\Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah.\"" I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my dick. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.
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                "description": "Deja Dare comes to us via the Sunset Strip. When she's not banging roadies for backstage passes she's trying to make a name for herself in the fuck business.....a business I'm the king of. After dining on some cookies and milk I chose to let Deja Dare show me how badly she wanted in. Since she looked like 5'4'' of a walking petri dish of STD's I made her wrap my whopper before she took some Vitamin D. I tore her pussy apart as my third leg pounded, pulverized, and demolished what was left of her uterus. Don't believe me? Look for yourself while I continue to wash the filth from my toned body.",
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Deja Dare comes to us via the Sunset Strip. When she's not banging roadies for backstage passes she's trying to make a name for herself in the fuck business.....a business I'm the king of. After dining on some cookies and milk I chose to let Deja Dare show me how badly she wanted in. Since she looked like 5'4'' of a walking petri dish of STD's I made her wrap my whopper before she took some Vitamin D. I tore her pussy apart as my third leg pounded, pulverized, and demolished what was left of her uterus. Don't believe me? Look for yourself while I continue to wash the filth from my toned body.
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                "description": "Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash. My porn empire is vast in size (like my gut) so I decided to help out. My huge cock has been sore from banging the top porn star sluts this business has to offer. However, I was able to muster enough energy for her to suck me off as I partake in my vice. Nollie has a strong personality as well as a strong rib cage seeing as it supported me as I was on top of her. Lexi Belle truly earned her keep although her sanity remains in question.",
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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash. My porn empire is vast in size (like my gut) so I decided to help out. My huge cock has been sore from banging the top porn star sluts this business has to offer. However, I was able to muster enough energy for her to suck me off as I partake in my vice. Nollie has a strong personality as well as a strong rib cage seeing as it supported me as I was on top of her. Lexi Belle truly earned her keep although her sanity remains in question.
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                "description": "When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last encounter gave her the green light to starve herself so she could come back and have room in her stomach to gobble up more of my goo. She crawled over to me as I treated my sinuses to some powder and she didn't hesitate to give me some lollipop love. The manner in how she digested my thunderous cock is the stuff of legends ands she did it with \\nose candy\\\"\" on her mind. I needed to make sure that she wouldn't do just an average blowjob so I put all my body weight on top of her with my rectal cavity barely an inch from her nose. I have to give it to this slut, she could suck a mean dick even though it was the only thing she had in her mouth in quite a while. I needed to meet up with my cartel so I shot my load down her throat as my heartbeat raced like an undercover DEA agent.",
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When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last encounter gave her the green light to starve herself so she could come back and have room in her stomach to gobble up more of my goo. She crawled over to me as I treated my sinuses to some powder and she didn't hesitate to give me some lollipop love. The manner in how she digested my thunderous cock is the stuff of legends ands she did it with \nose candy\"" on her mind. I needed to make sure that she wouldn't do just an average blowjob so I put all my body weight on top of her with my rectal cavity barely an inch from her nose. I have to give it to this slut, she could suck a mean dick even though it was the only thing she had in her mouth in quite a while. I needed to meet up with my cartel so I shot my load down her throat as my heartbeat raced like an undercover DEA agent.
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Either these sluts are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling the effects of all my \candy\"". Nevertheless, it had been a few hours since my house was last visited by some skanky slut on the prowl for some mind altering substances. Nikki Knox knocked on my door and I initially thought she was collecting for the Goodwill but she was more interested in collecting my homemade babymaking juice. She dropped on her knees so fast that I heard a thud and my cock now had a new friend. If she couldn't breathe through her nose then I would have yet another fatality in my house but that wasn't the case. She spend plenty of time sucking my cock as my nose wasn't given any time off from snorthing that special stuff. I had a meeting with fellow lords so I needed to give her that special jizz sauce as her face welcomed it all.
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Somewhere in West Virginia there's a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have shit for brains and the appeal of day-old bread. Being Super Minion, it didn't faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth. I caught her on the couch of my alter ego masturbating. When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in the slammer. I knew my choice was the right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable. She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my massive girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime. I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to the brim with my superhero sauce.
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